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"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Quotations by Famous Author Mark Twain
Mark Twain is perhaps the most famous American author (Mark Twain Books). Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Mark Twain was born in Missouri in 1835. Samuel Clemens died April 1910 in Redding, Connecticut.
Twain is perhaps most well-known for his books "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" (1876) and "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" (1884).
Twain was a gifted writer and is often quoted in speeches and in print. We have collected here several of his more famous quotes for your pleasure.
The Quotations of Mark Twain (found here) ...
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.
(He was) a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket.
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.
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